Garbo Laughs

The goal is to connect one of this weekend’s new releases to a classic film being shown on TCM in six steps or less.

New to theaters this weekend is Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead…
1. …who was in Live Free or Die Hard (2007) with Bruce Willis…
2. …who was in Death Becomes Her (1992) with Goldie Hawn…
3. …who was in Shampoo (1975) with Warren Beatty…
4. …who stars in Splendor in the Grass (1961) playing Sunday on TCM at 2AM EST.

Also new to theaters this weekend is Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012) starring Melanie Lynskey…
1. …who was in Heavenly Creatures (1994) with Kate Winslet…
2. …who was in Titanic (1997) with Gloria Stuart…
3. …who was in The Old Dark House (1932) with Melvyn Douglas…
4. …who was in Annie Oakley (1935) with Barbara Stanwyck…
5. …who stars in Crime of Passion (1957) playing Saturday on TCM at 9:15AM EST.

This is blatantly ripped off from The Cinementals, only not because I asked permission. The goal is to connect one of this weekend’s new releases to a classic film being shown on TCM in six steps or less.

New to theaters this weekend is Rock of Ages (2012) starring Tom Cruise…
1. …who was in The Color of Money (1986) with Paul Newman…
2. …who was in Exodus (1960) with Marius Goring…
3. …who was in The Barefoot Contessa (1954) with Humphrey Bogart…
4. …who stars in All Through the Night (1942) playing Saturday on TCM at 1:15PM EST.

Also new to theaters this weekend is The Woman in the Fifth (2011) starring Ethan Hawke…
1. …who was in Dead Poets Society (1989) with Norman Lloyd…
2. …who was in Saboteur (1942) with Robert Cummings…
3. …who was in What a Way to Go! (1964) with Dick Van Dyke…
4. …who stars in Divorce, American Style (1967) playing Sunday on TCM at 2AM EST.